First.

I am being pulled into this blogging thing sheerly though peer pressure. She never even said I should do it. Yes, there's a she. There's always a she. If there weren't ever a she, the world would never have a purpose. Luckily, my "she" is the best.

Now if anyone ever considers following this, I would advise them to reflect carefully on that action before hand. I am generally bad at keeping up with this sort of thing. I can guarantee that my punctuation will slowly degrade and I will eventually stop capitalizing words such as "I." If you find yourself to be okay with those conditions, then by all means enjoy my whimsey.